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CHECK YOUR SMARTNESS

Check your Smartness.

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary . Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE

SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

FUNNY LALOO PRASAD YADAV

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply:

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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements.. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates.
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued....... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

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You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

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our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

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Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

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No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
..

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
..

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
..

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. . (';')

CHECK YOUR BRAIN

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man
Q1. ---------
board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
Q2. ------------
i

Ans. = I understand

OK .. . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

Q4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road -->

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

Q5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
Q6. ---------
M..D.
Ph.D.

Ans.. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought! !

knee
Q7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
Q8. ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

-->

Oh no, not again ! !

Q9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

Q10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close! !

Q11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ............ ......

Q12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

Q13.

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..

Ans. = long time no 'C' -->

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DIWALI EIFFEL TOWER

KAHO NA PYAR HAI FUNNY

Here are the Answer's of Kaho na Pyaar hai Song.
( Kyon chalti hai Pavan)

Kyon chalti hai pawan,
Varying pressure zone formation.

Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's revolution.

Kyon machalta hai mann,
Problems with respiration.

Na tum jaano na hum.
But I just gave all the reasons!

Kyon aati hai bahaar,
Because of a change in season,

Kyon lutata hai karaar,
Suffering from mental tension.

Kyon hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposites' attraction.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Seems you didn't pay enough attention.

Kyon gum hai har disha,
Because you have a poor sense of direction.

Kyon hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyon aata hai mazaa,
Brains response to physical sensation.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Even after all the explanations..
-DHIRAJ ;-)